Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Idiots are everywhere. Especially on Facebook.

Facebook makes the world go 'round. No, seriously. I'm fairly positive that the world would stop spinning on its very axis if Facebook were to shut down for more than five minutes. Why, you ask? Because it's so darn entertaining. While I don't subscribe to any of the games (aside from Words with Friends, obviously) or Foursquare-type apps (hello, begging someone to rob you party of ONE), I do use Facebook for what it was made for: stalking people.

If you don't admit to Facebook stalking, you're lying. Or experiencing memory loss of some kind. Significant others, actual friends, fake friends, frenemies, acquaintances, EX-SIGNIFICANT OTHERS, family members, the list goes on and on. Click on one then click on the next and BAM - three hours come and gone and you're still sitting in front of the computer staring at timeline profiles and hundreds of pictures.
One of the great things about being an excellent Facebook stalker (like myself) is all the funny things you have the potential to see. Some people in this world are just legitimate morons and like to make that evident everywhere ever. THIS WEBSITE chronicles some of the "Huge Drama Queens" out there and will make you want to hide in a room under the stairs with your intelligence, but it will also make you laugh, so there's that. Plus these people are idiots and it's hilarious.

I really just LOVE to read vague statuses about how sad/angry/depressed, etc you are. I love it. But really, it makes me want to gauge my eyeballs out with a pencil. And yet, I can't stop reading. My particular favorites are the ones with blatant and sometimes ironic grammar or common-knowledge mistakes. Also, general idiocy. Ten points to the people with witty responses.

 And also this: 
 And finally, we should all follow the Scott Disick life philosophy:

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